(sms) james & azaël

@Azaël Keats

hey how you doin' man?
one of my employees found this kitten outside this morning and i thought of you...



you think your old grumpy cat could accept him?

tw : langage vulgaire



hey dude ! i'm fine & was just thinking about you... and the shitty gates from the last time.
...

holy crap this one is so cute. i can't. i won't.

... i hate you.
can't say for the grumpy bastard. maybe okay.
look at that little one... Jeez !
you suck a**, really. you know that ??!

was just thinking about me uh?
get your hand out of your pant, old man

come on now, come get the little one
she needs the best catdad ever, aka aza

i like your kinky mind, but... sorry not sorry, you're not quite my type.

if i listened to you, i'd already have a cat-refuge as a garage !
well. i can try, and hope oldie grumpy will appreciate this new company.
i'm coming.
... what about Misty as a name ?

bullshit, i'm the only one you can still get it up for  

BY THE WAY :

true! your garage would make a great cat shelter, it's a fact. there's just so much potential there...
yeah i can already tell she's quite shy, yet so sweet. i doubt she'll bother him too much if he wants space.
misty, that's a cute and fitting name
we're keepin' her safe and sound until you're ready. no rush

alright Father, i confess that imagining you in a lot of very funny ways including public bondage activities is more effective than a pack of Viagra.

btw:

nah nah nah, i will not listen to you man ! this garage is the realm of honey bikie and half of space is already taken by the mechanic workshop. Holly used to tell the same idea but she wanted puppies on monday, donkeys on wednesday and ducklings on sunday.
This little beauty...shy ? seriously ? she's tricking you, you'll see. and i know that "safe and sound" means you're already teaching her the art of foolery and the ways to drive me mad.

after that i’m the one with the kinky mind uh?
i’d need viagra too then… for all those pussies lining up

BY THE WAY:

of course man, i get it. got a garage of my own too, at home. trying to keep it safe from my… sickness lol

and i’m sure for holly. she was the best. no wonder why the animals, even the most difficult ones, had a soft spot for her… still can’t believe she was able to get yame’s (his oldest and dearest lion) attention, and actually pet him, this one time. he usually doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but me

yeah i guess you’re right about that. misty (are you settled on the name yet?) might just turn into a little monster sooner or later. but i swear, i’m whispering in her ear not to. she won’t have a home for long if she gives the old man a heart attack…

you're killing me lmao

yeah, Holly had that... genuineness, and the candour we old assholes don't have anymore. she definitely inherited this from her mother. and never feared anything even big cats. that's mine (nah, just kidding)

Misty, it's in the bag ! I like that name. reminds me a jazz song by Sarah Vaughan. yeah, don't worry about my heart, it's stronger than you think. after all the week-ends shared at the sanctuary, it's not a future monster that will get me. The little one will learn to appreciate some extra ride. she'll rock. i remember Grumpy mauled my thighs the only time i tried to get him on the bike.

by the way, any idea about her story ? was she abandoned ? or born right on the streets ?

of course man, i'm just kidding. i know you've got one of the strongest hearts on earth... and i swear grumpy scratched you more often then yame ever did to me haha

we think someone just dumped her at the sanctuary entrance. it happens, people sucks... she's obviously not feral, way too affectionnate with us. not skinny or sick either.